3 new shocks today!

1) i was at siglap starbucks studying with vpaul then i went to the toilet. i rotated the lock 3/4, and it REALLY LOOKS PROPERLY LOCKED.

then i er doing my stuff and this person knocked. and i was like thinking wth i lock alr of course got ppl then wondering what to say like should i say "sorry there's somebody in here peeing!"

then while i was wondering, the DOOR OPENED?! freaking hell the lock needs to be ALL THE WAY IN TO LOCK PROPERLY?!

and...

it's a uni-sex toilet.

so just my luck, it was a guy.

i reali DID NOT WANT TO GO OUT after he "omg sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!" and slammed the door.

i dreaded it. i heard giggles what's more.

so ya, i came out, the guy apologised profusely, i nodded while refusing to look in his eye.

then he was too embarrassed i think, cos he somemore sat facing me. so he packed his books and left.

2) so i was thinking ok i reali can't control it anymore i need to pee but this time i will lock it secure.

so i went to the toilet, opened the door, and... TADAH!!!! guy inside peeing. apparently he didn't know about the lock to the max rule.

he turned, but before he could see who opened the door (i hope), i slammed it shut and scurried back to my seat.

LOL.

PLEASE STARBUCKS CHANGE THE FREAKING LOCK.


3) a supposed GB gift, turned into... i dunno. haha.

and i deserve awesomeness

KIDNAPPED?!?!?!?!

haha the CRAZIEST thing happened today!!

i was like in Non REM sleep stage 4 (i'm chionging psych) @ about 10 am this morning, when i was rudely awakened by my daddy pounding on my door. MY HALL DOOR.

i was kinda groggy, so the shock of seeing him there din sink in at first. then he went "u're okay, right?? why didn't you answer your call?!" etc etc, with the hall lady standing there, saying an officer wants to see me.

LOLLLL turns out some badass tiongs wanted to cheat my mum of 30k, and went to get a girl (who apparently sounds like me???) to call her and cry on the phone, saying stuff like "they hit my head!!! i'm bleeding they don't wanna let me go!!!! i don't know why!!!" then my mum asked to speak to the kidnapper and he went " your daughter has been disobedient. I am very angry. she forced me to beat her up. i beat her head in, and i'm really pissed" in tiongish accent in chinese.

my mum was like wth?!?!?! and suspected it may be a hoax, so she called my dad on the other phone and told him to ccall me, covering the mouthpiece etc.

but i was sleeping!!!!! and phone was on silent mode. so he couldn't get through, and my mum wanted to ask him to call the police to track the no. but she couldn't talk to him after that cos she was negotiatin with the "kidnapper".

the guy was like "wo he yi bang xiong di yao pao lu! gei wo men san wan kuai, wo jiu fang ni nu er zzzou!" (my gang of bros and i wanna make a getaway, give us 30k and we'll release ur daughter).

LIKE HELLO only tiongs say yi bang xiong di can.

then my mum DAMN FUNNY. she lied that she lost all her money investing in lehmann brothers LOLLLL 1k can or not.

the guy went like "u think i'm a beggar? u wan to save her then we negotiate. if not, i'll hang up! i'll break her legs and u can be prepared to collect her body!!"

then my mum panicked, and the bastard went on to say stuff like "I am going to rape her! i'm taking her clothes off now!" while the girl screamed and cried in the background.

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WHAT ASSES LA. u think wad. ppl earn money earn until so jialat u stage a kidnap or really kidnap then can rob ppl of so much hardearned money ar. U GO MAKE UR GETAWAY LA! hope the boat sinks and some sharks happen by. LOSERS who have no pride or whatsoever. freaking earn their own money the right way la.

but anyway, i slept at 6am, and i wanted to slp til 12, AND COS OF THE PSEUDO KIDNAPPERS MY SLEEP WAS DISRUPTED AT 10! somemore i just studied sleep patterns, so i was calculating my sleep pattern, stage wad etc. bloody hell wasted my efforts. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

ah hem. so i thought at least i'll mug more since i woke earlier, but NO AR. i stoned til now, 5.28 pm, and i've done nuts. grrrrrrrrr

haha ten million pics to post up and all. but exams are coming!!!

guess the sketch challenge on facebook is SUPER addictive. should've started after exams =(

it feels reali good to wake up, look at my awesome pink bed and eat awesome breakfast. and stone. ie i missed my lectures again.